Nickname: Captain Kirk
E-mail address: jolyichu@webtv.net
Sex: Yes...I mean male.

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
A large top @ 6-5 and 350.

When did you first find the newsgroup?
Fall '99

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
Stories and creativity

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
Still sampling...

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Four tops seated around a picnic table, spanking a rotating seriesof brats---DCSpanking @ The Crucible in September '99.

Do you play in real life?
Oh, yes!

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
Soon.

Other comments:
Looking forward to contributing in many ways.

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Nickname: Carol
E-mail address: carol5@tinyonline.co.uk
Sex: female

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
submissive

When did you first find the newsgroup?
spring 1999

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
Being able to share a common interest

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
Michele (Bookbabe and Black Rod) Chorus1 (A custom Job) and Dominos very arousing Birching Account and her other stories

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
RL -- being instructed to get myself ready for a caning and having to wait over a bench or end of the bed anticipating the first stroke, which I know will be hard.

Imagined (ie not been able to achieve so far) an outdoor caning on a warm sunny day in the countryside, my exposed bottom waiting to be caned.

Do you play in real life?
Yes frequently

Are you looking for a partner?
No definately not

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
not considered it yet

Other comments:
My Master and I(we have been married for over 30 years) have a very special and loving relationship. Spanking, caning and mild BDSM are a significant part of our *special* times. I am caned or recieve other attention several times a week, in addition to a nightly pre-bedtime "love spanking"

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Nickname: Caron
E-mail address: imronslady@aol.com
Sex: Female

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
Bottom definitely a bottom

When did you first find the newsgroup?
May, 1998

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
The stories and the wonderful people that I meet there

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
Mrs Mish and Noriko14

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Domestic situations are my fav scene but I am partial to F/F scenes also

Do you play in real life?
I did at one time with my husband after I first came out to him but that has stopped.

Are you looking for a partner?
I would like to find a cyber top and possible an r/l top only ... no sex and I would prefer a female top

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I would love to move into Asssville and would be interested in looking for a residence there at this time.

Other comments:
Hi Everyone ... Zpry .. Zad .. Terri .. Micki

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Nickname: Carrbert (Carr for short)
E-mail address: Carrbert@aol.com
Sex: Male, single, straight

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.)?
A gentle Top

When did you first find the newsgroup?
I was lurking at A.S.S. when a_S.S.S. was created, been a infrequent poster at S.S.S.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
The relative lack of spam and the general friendliness of the folks when I asked a question.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
I like R/L events over stories, M/F events over all others.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
It would have to be imaged since I haven't had the pleasure yet. I'm sitting on my work desk or work bench with my female partner over my lap. She would have her feet dangling (desks are higher than chairs) with her jeans down to her ankles with the belt on the jeans fasten to the leg of the bench or desk. Or a bare bottom regardless of the clothing and kicking up a storm. I'm getting a sore arm by using either my hand or a ruler or (very rare) a belt.

Do you play in real life?
Would like to.....

Are you looking for a partner?
Yes, if someone knows of a single, petite, 25 to 32 year old woman who could tolerate a 35 year old engineer and lives near New Jersey........Let me know (The above description is negotiable).

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I would see myself as a visitor than occasionally flys in on his highly modified weedhopper ultralight airplane, sometimes lands (leaves a post) or flys overhead (lurks). (No anti-matter flying saucer yet ;-) ).

Other comments:
I generally skim through the posting on S.S.S., try hard to stay out of flame wars, and chat at AOL's private chat rooms. Sooner or later I'll figure out where to go (and when..) on irc, undernet and irq(?).

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Nickname: Casey or Silk-I answer to both.
E-mail address: Silkdreamr@aol.com
Sex: Concave

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.)?
Bottom's always up!

When did you first find the newsgroup?
Rick turned me on to it about a year ago.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
The stories and the great people here. Most have been very welcoming and understanding of a newbie's ignorance.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s).
Like I'd answer that!

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Rick settles onto The Chair and pats his thigh. "Get over here where you belong, Casey Kay."

Do you play in real life?
Every day and night, thank the gods!

Are you looking for a partner?
And give up the perfect mate? Not on your tintype!

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I'm the lady who's just moved in at the edge of town. You know the place....it used to belong to the old school marm but, since she passed away and it was up for sale, I bought it and fenced in the back forty. My place is where everyone comes if they find a hurt animal or one that needs a home. The critter population fluctuates but never really seems to go down, just up. Since I'm new here I haven't made many friends but am proud to count Mrs. Mish as one. Of course, I brought my best friend with me...Rick...and he and I have begun hosting the weekly jam for the town. He plays his harp with the guys while I try to keep the cats out of their amps and drums.

Other comments:
I so enjoy the company of others of our bend. It gives me a warm feeling to know that, though not in the mainstream, our kink isn't the shameful secret some grew up thinking it was. I stay away from the more vociferous debates, figuring that life is stressful enough without looking for more here. I appreciate all the wonderful comments about my stories and look forward to getting to know you all better.

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Nickname: Charlie
E-mail address: MeBadUFirm@aol.com
Sex: Male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
Bottom - Although, I enjoy giving an spanking when the mood strikes

When did you first find the newsgroup?
I discovered s.s.s. through Laura's Story Corner.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
I appreciate the people. The posters here are my extended family. I like the stories, especially F/whatever stories. I find it fun to read the startles, and enjoy meeting people who are into spanking that live nearby.

Do you play in real life?
I play whenever I can.

Are you looking for a partner?
I am always looking for play partners, hopefully, I will find someone to spend eternity with.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I'm the piano player in a spanking club.

Other comments:
Trust me, If you enjoy giving or recieving a good spanking, Do not marry a vanilla partner!

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Nickname: cheeky-1
E-mail address: pmsatwv@access.mountain.net
Sex: Female

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
Being brand"spanking"new to all this, I'd have to say that I was a bottom

When did you first find the newsgroup?
February 1999 when a member/friend told me about it.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
The friendly atmosphere and the fact that I can learn, ask questions, and speak to others in an open forum without feeling that I had to "sneak around" to find information

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
I will answer that one when I have read more and can give an intelligent answer.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Since it is all still just fantasy I'll say that being approached by the man in my life, taken firmly by the hand, lead to the bed or couch and spanked soundly because he knew I needed it then being held and cuddled, and THEN, making wild passionate love.

Do you play in real life?
Not yet. When I find the right man...........sigh.

Are you looking for a partner?
Yes but am going slowly. I want to connect with someone who can integrate spanking into a total relationship with intelligence, humor, and love.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I haven't learned about Asssville yet but if I were a citizen of a "spanky" town I'd love to be the chefs' assistant in the town's hotel restaurant. I'd have warms buns all the time. Or...I could work at the local Victoria's Secret store and get an employee discount on all the beautiful, sexy undies - you know...,the kind that only stay on for a little while and end up around your knees or ankles.

Other comments:
Thanks for providing a great place to meet and get to know other people and for making me feel at home in a world where I have always thought I was the "only pervert" around. Well I knew I wasn't the ONLY pervert, just didn't know there were others like me until recently.

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Nickname: Cherish
E-mail address: LdyCherish@aol.com
Sex: Female

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
A poly bisexual Switch. I bottom to male Tops and female Tops, especially lesbians. I top females only, especially femmes. And I am a submissive to a few Dominants who have earned my respect.

When did you first find the newsgroup?
s.s.s. - 1998.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
I enjoy reading erotic spanking stories, mainly M/F and F/F.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
Tasha's age play story (I think it was called something like, "The Longest Week".

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
My favorite real-life scenes involve any combination of these: Spanking, paddling, strapping, flogging, caning, cutting, whipping, bondage, domination, and fear.

Do you play in real life?
Oh, Yes!

Are you looking for a partner?
I am a poly Switch. I have a male Dominant but I am allowed to play with others as I choose.

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Nickname: Cherry
E-mail address: cherrypitts@yahoo.com
Sex: female

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
Definitely sub. Enjoy hard OTK spankings on a wet bottom with hand, brush or on occasion,belt. I want to roleplay. Haven't yet, but look forward to it.

When did you first find the newsgroup?
s.s.s.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
Discovering I'm not a sicko.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
There is a guy that goes by the name "Corporal" I believe. His name is Brett. I haven't found any stories that appeal to me more than those.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Father/child discipline spanking. Hard OTK with tears and feet kicking in distress.

Do you play in real life?
A little. I would like to play more.

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Nickname: Christian (BTW, it's not a religious thing-that's actually my first name, after Fletcher Christian, the Bounty mutineer)
E-mail address: tlcclp@aol.com
Sex: Male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, >etc)?
Switch. I seem to have moods when I fantasize about spanking women, others when I fantasize about being spanked by a woman. I write stories in three variations: M/f, F/m, and F/f.

When did you first find the newsgroup?
A few months ago.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
The many fine writers who contribute stories, and all the kind people who respond positively to them.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
I've downloaded stories by Flogmaster, Rookie, Ian, beth, Courtney, Dr. Simpson, Racontfess@aol.com, Barrister9, among many more, to reread.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
See any of the stories I've posted.

Do you play in real life?
Not currently.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I teach freshman comp at the Assville Community College and have strict penalties for late papers!

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Nickname: Clarence104
E-mail address: clarence104@hotmail.com
Sex: Male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
Definatley Top

When did you first find the newsgroup?
Just recently. I have only had access to a computer for a short time.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
The stories can be very good. To be able to associate with others with similar interests is always good.
I have been producing stories for some time but have had no where to send them because of their unusual content. Perhaps that will change.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
There are many, it depends on the individual story.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
I like stories of grown women, not children or young teens, under 16 or so, who find themselves in the position for a sound spanking.
Also, I think that knowing that a spanking is imminent and unavoidable for a young woman can generate a lot of sexual tension.
One of my favorits scenes is from the book "Frank and I" where Charles hides behind the curtains while Dora is spanked and birtched by her governess.

Do you play in real life?
No, only in my imagination.

Are you looking for a partner?
No

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I am pretty normal I think for a middle aged guy with a mortgage and family.
My interests are esoteric to say the least: from spanking a female's bottom to dinosaurs.

Other comments:
I look forward to contributing to this discussion group in the form of short stories and such. I have often wondered what causes a person to develop a sexual fetish. I was not often spanked as a child, but I do have a cloudy memory of my cousin Julia getting her bottom warmed in my presence. Perhaps that did it.

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Nickname: Clive
E-mail address: clive_higgens@yahoo.com
Sex: Male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.)?
Definitely a "top". There is nothing like having a squirming little naughty brat over my knee!

When did you first find the newsgroup?
I discovered it a few months ago when I was looking over my wife's shoulder!

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
It is a wonderful venue for people to share their interests, to read great stories and to learn more about themselves by reading about others.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
That would most definitely be my wife!

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
I imagine myself (and dress the part!) of a British Headmaster and I have a very troublesome, bratty schoolgirl OTK, bare-bottom and I show her how I keep my students "Well in hand!"

Do you play in real life?
My wife use to describe me as her vanilla husband. I teach her often the error of her ways!<wink>

Are you looking for a partner?
Nope! My wife and I are a great team. Does that mean we are "team players?"

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I have yet to decide!

Other comments:
I think this is a great newsgroup with good moderators. Keep up the good work!

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Nickname: C0nsent
E-mail address: C0nsent@aol.com
Sex: Male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc)?
a switch but with so little play experience it's difficult to say. A lot of you vets say that bottoming helps you be a better top, so for no other reason...

When did you first find the newsgroup?
I've read the group for quite awhile but rarely posted. Bless you folks who made the move from ASS to SSS happen! So much of ASS was raw spamage that I stopped reading for several months.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
the saints who setup and moderate(d) SSS - the voices of reason in the group. - the people who welcome newcomers -discussions that help me explore why I have a spanking interest, how to communicate it to others and the balance of importance between spanking and other activities in my life (how do you define an "addiction"?) Other than those things, SSS pretty much sucks. (NOT! ;)

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
There have been so many good ones. I appreciate a story with humor. One of my favorite topical stories is posted every December. Right around Christmas...("Behind Every Good Man"?) Cute!

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Sorry, I answered this one but the dog ate my paper. But Ms. RosterKeeper, I'm not lying! The dog really did! Hey, what are you doing with that big wooden paddle??? I swear - he snatched it right out of my hand & swallowed it before I could say "bow wow". That's gonna hurt so bad! This isn't fair! Ow, oh, ouch!...

Do you play in real life?
Not much yet.

I have mixed feelings about the SSS posts suggesting this approach: out yourself quickly & completely as a spanko -- there's nothing to worry about. People move at their own speeds. The sun *did* rise in the world outside Asssville after I bought "Different Loving" at the local bookstore and after I ordered from Greenery. Friends didn't faint (or leave me) when my spanking interests became the topic of conversation. The process has been slow, introspective and sorta fun for me. I think I'll approach the search for a spanking partner in the same relaxed way. And at some point, I'll realize that an interest in consensual spanking really *isn't* that big a deal. But some of us are like those passengers they let on the plane first <g>

IMO, it *is* easier to gradually go more public with your spanking interests than it is to let it all hang out then go back. Maybe there are people who need more of a nudge to explore and develop their interests.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
A recent survey reports that the average Asssville citizen owns 2.4 whips and eats 8.54 bowls of Cornflakes per annum. Based on those alarmingly low numbers, why the devil would I want to go to town???

Other comments:
I'm new to AOL. Picked c0nsent as a screen name because I feel that the mutual consent is such an important part of a spanking relationship. It bothers me because the name sounds familiar...

Was there a "consent" before? (killed too many brain cells!) If so, let's hope there's some good karma left <g>

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Nickname: CP (Corporal Punishment)
E-mail address: danrusen@home.com
Sex: male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
top, willing to switch, in order to be a good sport

When did you first find the newsgroup?
December, 1998, by fortunate accident

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
An incredibly well expressed and imaginative group, many of whom seem a bit too concerned about each other one way or another. I like the openness and willingness to 'speak' on adult topics using as much salty lingo as it takes. Language is our friend here. In a world where most of the people I talk to daily are boring and smallminded, the people here are talented and entertaining and interesting.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
So far...Duchin, but I'm too much of a newbie to be judgmental. Also Michele, Mrs. Mish, JustSpirit, Quester, Papa,

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
"The Story Of O", first chapter of the book, not the movie.

Do you play in real life?
Not any more. It's been 18 years, and counting.

Are you looking for a partner?
None other than my favorite, my now vanilla wife.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I'm a completely straight old style male, who pisses off too many women by letting them know I like them demure, soft, and flattering to male egos. I like submissive women, but I could never hurt any one of them, and even in my wildest fantasies cannot see my self using many spanking implements on a woman - maybe a cane or strap, just as props, unused. I say a person is responsible for what he/she inflicts on another; the best way to tune in is to use one's own sense of touch.

I am a small time renovations contractor, ex stockbroker, ex building products salesman. I live near Vancouver, B.C. with my lovely wife and teenage son and daughter. I like Asssville, as it frees me from conventional behavior and self-censorship.

I love to take trips in my van and sleep and eat not by schedule but by need. I love out of the way country towns, garage sales. I love playoff-quality pro sports in season. I love the seashore and quiet Canadian Lakes. I love leisure. I love eating at buffets. I love the sunday newspaper with the N.Y.Times crossword puzzle. I love our cat Willy, who is fat and round in winter and a sleek hunter in the summer. I Love NYPD BLUE, Larry Sanders, Seinfeld, Frasier, and my new friend - the computer, only a bit less than my wife of 23 years. If I had a hobby it would be my computer, and writing to all the people I have recently met on the 'net.

Other comments:
If I offend people with my right wing views on everything from education to economics it is because I have an abiding faith in the individual and his freedom to choose for himself. I hate big government, OEE, Affirmative Action, and feminazis, in that they seek to control humanity and label people according to their own biases. I am ashamed that Canada is now ruined financially. Mexico of the north. All men are not created equal; but they must be treated that way at law.

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Nickname: Courtney/Court
E-mail address: Laserlynx@aol.com
Sex: F

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
bottom mostly, but have experienced being a top, and write extensively about both

When did you first find the newsgroup?
ass about 2 years ago, then found sss June or July 1998

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
Freedom! Fantasy! The openness of most of the group is astounding at times, the r/l posts range from hysterical to heart wrencing. And the quality the the fiction/fantasy writing is astounding--and just keeps getting better and better as more people "come out" and express themselves. I am in awe of the imagination and creativity of the collective whole. And it does my heart good that so many talented ladies give vent to their favorite scenes--and share so willingly with us all. And while the male story contribution to the ng is a bit less than I would like (hint hint!, there are some marvelous authors that can only be described as soulful and intriguing...

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
Authors: so many,many more now...Casey, John Beson,Tawser,(new guy,his Leather Kisses series), Laura (Tiger series), Thebes (another newbie male!), the Bookbabe, IrishWinks, Kate438(new too,and her Jenna series, Noriko and MollyB for their touching F/F stuff,Terri the brat(her Jim series),and Tasha Geller(her anything!), & Catlyn, Huny, Hobbspiffy...and more who I may have forgotten, but who have given me much joy!

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
Waiting. Waiting for my Daddy to decide if I will get away with "it" one more time, or if this is the last straw. Love the whole man dominating-with-concern, this is for your own good, missy,scene. A top who won't let me talk my way out of a spanking...especially when I need--and want--it so BAD! :)

Do you play in real life?
yes I do...but have been very lax, and need to play much more. My tolerance needs attending to!

Are you looking for a partner?
yes. I am looking for friends who spank. And now that I have left a 4 year r/l commiteed & sometime-spanking relationship, I may be looking for a little more...But right now, am looking mainly to have fun and meet people who feel the need as strongly as I do!

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
Not really a citizen, but more of a passing thru, or "summer resident/summer school drop out." I love to swim and skinny dip in the old rock quarry where it is forbidden to go, and cause a loud ruckus with all the other town brats. Playing and splashing, we all are waiting breathlessly for the long arm of the Tops to come down and dispense some long deserved justice. But I always like to run away, giggling, and wanting nothing more than to be caught by my stern guardian, and spanked over his knee in front of all the other brats and their guardians. And marched home bare bottomed for another good spanking at home!

Other comments:
Love to write and read spanking fiction. And have a great fondness for Daddy scenes, bathtime/bedtime spankings, out in the woods--by the ocean spankings. And one of my all time faves: lying bottom up over my tops lap, my bare bottom under his heavy hand, and we are watching a romantic movie on TV...nothing more exciting than to see what develops with a few, well chosen wiggles to get his attention!
Thanks for reading this, but get out there and SPANK!

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Nickname: Cryne (aka crynegrl)
E-mail address: Cryne2@webtv.net
Sex: Occasionally.... oops, female

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.)
As a brat/ bottom

When did you first find the newsgroup?
June 1998.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
There are lots of things i like about the NG. One of the main things is the people. Sometimes when I read a post, or a reply to one, I literally cringe and lol knowing the kind of responses it will bring. In fact, I believe the term LOL was created for this group!

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
I like many of the stories posted. I know I always will read Michelle's stories, when they are posted. I usually also read Strangers, although they may not always be my kink, he writes well. Other than that, I read most of the M/F stories that are posted, when time permits.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
I have a few favorite fantasies. In one I am a girl/young woman disguised as a boy to escape from some foe. Of course I have an attitude and get into plenty of scrapes, which eventually gets me placed over someone's knee. I also like period or fantasy play. hummmmmm... Uncle/niece works too. I also have this story about a married woman who is a certified chop breaker. Her husband takes her on vacation to a resort that specializes in................. um attitude adjustment.

Do you play in real life?
Yes, but am brand, "spanking", new at it. (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Are you looking for a partner?
Perhaps, it depends. I am not real trusting at the moment.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville:
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I Arrived in Asssville just in time to help clean Aunt Peg's kitchen, with some of the other Newbie brats. In Asssville I am a 12 year orphan, who wandered into Assville looking for a place to sleep and something to eat. I ran into a bunch of other homeless waifs, whom I now run amuck with, including Kess, PMW, Kenny, Tricia, Tracy, Kell and of course Hyde (when in the brat mode), to mention a few. I am currently rooming with Bori, and we live in the old house behind Aunt Peg's. I like it here. There is plenty of "bratting" and mischief to get up to. The brats here generally get away with murder, well ....... at least usually. I am trying to keep out of Lar's way, till he gets the paddle factory sorted out, and calms down a bit more. If you are new, take my advice :::::::: Do NOT mess with the Sentient Paddle Beast!

Other comments:
I don"t often get too serious on the NG. Although I do have a few lucid moments. I have a lot of seriousness and responsibility in RL. I have to be the boss in most situations. It is nice to come here and let my hair down (so to speak, lol I have short hair). I guess that's why I like being 12 in Asssville. A subconscious longing, perhaps, to a time of innocence, when someone else made the decisions. Who knows? I come to relax (or get excited ) and escape for a while with people that share similar interests. Thanks everybody! <even Duchin....<G>>

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Nickname: Cyanis
E-mail address: cyanis@altavista.net
Sex: male

How would you describe yourself (top, bottom, switch, sub, dom, etc.):
switch, maybe a bottom but not a brat.

When did you first find the newsgroup?
Found a.s.s. four years ago in college; first posted March 1998.

What do you appreciate most about SSS?
Knowing that other people share this interest, and that so many of them write so well.

Your favorite SSS story or author(s):
Michele's stories are HOT. I wish I could be like the guys in her work - but I'm too timid. =) John Benson and FlogMaster get kudos and several others too.

Describe a favorite scene (real or imagined):
I'm a teenager, (in real life I'm 23 but the fantasy works better if I'm younger) caught peeping in the locker room of a girls' rugby (field hockey? soccer?) team. The players (similar age, maybe slightly older) make me strip completely in front of them, make fun of my excited state, and make me walk up to them one by one to apologize. Each one puts me over her knee for a hand-spanking. After the inevitable release they scold me for making a mess, punish me (angrily!) for the mess with belts and paddles, and make me please them by obeying their every order.

Do you play in real life?
Not yet.

Are you looking for a partner?
Yes. If the situation is right.

If you consider yourself a citizen of Asssville, please elaborate on your life in town (your character, residence, occupation, friends, favorite hangouts, hobbies, whatever):
I don't know how I'd fit in but I've never really tried.

Other comments:
Tomboys & plaid skirts get my unending adoration. "Good girls," innocent at heart but with wild thoughts.
1. I'm in the Boston area.
2. I'm kind of shy. =) [If you knew me in real life you'd never dream of my saying that - but I get introverted.] Forgive me if I go long stretches without posting. I've been here all along, just sometimes feel comfier lurking.

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